Notwithstanding The Onion publishes off center news, this report must be taken seriously in the light of allegations that have been around since before GWB became Governor of Texas!There is a story goin' around George W Bush is the only survivor of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, that a bunch of good 'ol boys in Brownsville in an outlaw motorcycle group, were persuaded by a movie producer to attend their club house wearing colors, unbeknown to them the theme of the movie was a rival motorcycle group and they were at war.
To which end while the Brownsville boys were all dressed up and the cameras were rolling, killers wearing suspender overalls and pigs head masks arrived with chainsaws and hacked fifteen of them to death, scuttlebutt says GWB was a member of the Brownsville group, the alleged "official story" is that he never attended the club house meet on the night of the attack!
Bush 'Refuses To Dignify' Mass-Murder Allegations | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
March 8, 2000 | ISSUE 36•08
Bush lashes out at critics. The grim 1984 murder scene.
Conspiracy Planet - Bush/ Clinton Crime Family - George W. Bush: Brownsville Satanic Cult Member? by Sheman SkolnikApril 3, 1984.
Feedback: The Onion is not news, it's satire .. I have yet to watch the TCM DVD..SUNNYVALE, CA–Telling reporters and critics to "stick to the issues that matter," Republican presidential candidate George W. Bush declined to answer questions Monday concerning his alleged involvement in a 1984 Brownsville, TX, mass murder .. seventeen members of Children of the Fold a fringe religious group, were found brutally murdered in the basement of a Brownsville apartment building.
Many of the bodies had skin removed, severed legs were allegedly nailed to a wall, many are said to have had their hearts and brains cut out, a pen from a Bush oil company is said to have been used to gouge a victim's eye socket, and bloody footprints at the scene allegedly matched his shoes, he was never formally charged, and in October 1984 after a six month investigation the case was ruled mass suicide.
The issue arose again March 1, 2000, at a campaign stop in Cheektowaga, when a reporter asked if he would "ever directly address these lingering allegations," Bush lashed out "this campaign has nothing to do with some terrible, unfortunate event that [took place] nearly 20 years ago."
News harboring behind a facade of satire is no new thing, George W Bush became Governor then President while this business was hanging over his head, allegations of a homosexual scandal involving murder continue to dog Obama. The Zionists firstly set up the incrimination then endorse guilty ppl as politicians.
They do just as they are told, else the incriminating material is taken up by the mainstream media thence the courts .. there appears to be a "hot" DVD version that has been shown at clandestine viewings and underground cinemas, and a "cold" version more suitable for general exhibition, the "hot" version was shown at a place called Sh*t Street in Hawaii in the late 1970's, witnesses asserted the killing was genuine!